An Ode To Matt Edwards

 

 On Britain’s Got Talent  

 Matt wowed the nation,  

 as his magic and charm  

 was an awesome sensation.

 

 His tricks were unique.  

 His comedy fresh.  

His hard work and skills  

 deserved great success.

 

 (We once worked together  

 with dancers and singers,  

 and though Matt was a star  

 I recited rhymes of Fish Fingers!)

 He does card tricks and dice tricks,  

 and tricks with Tequila.  

 His likeable style means  

 he’s a public appealer.

 

 ‘Meow’ is his catchphrase.  

 He wowed Ant and Dec.  

 The judges all loved him.

 His future is set.

 

 Matt, you are magic.  

 I wish you the best,  

 and hope that you go on  

 to greater success!