JIM BOWEN' ARROW

 

 

He walked into

the bar

with an archers stare,

selling tickets

for speedboats he had

going spare.

 

He opened his jacket

in order to impress.

He revealed some tankards

and a trouser press.

 

His sales techniques were

lots of fun

but speedboats weren't

for everyone.

He didn't sell a

single one,

so he had to tell them

‘Look at what you

could have won!’

DARTS IS FUN BUT NOT AS EASY AS IT SEEMS

Darts is fun, but not as easy as it seems.

I tend to hit the one much more than twenty or the teens.

 

Sometimes others tell me I’m the worst they’ve ever seen.

I never got on Bullseye as my darts hit Tony Green.

 

Darts is fun, but not as easy as it seems.

Perhaps I should get healthier and stay off the Peak Freans.

 

I tend to hit the one much more than twenty or the teens.

I'm 40 yet unable to make the junior team.

 

Darts is fun, but not as easy as it seems.

I still get so affected by my doubles partner’s screams.

 

Sometimes others say tell me I’m the worst they’ve ever seen.

I never got on Bullseye as my darts hit Tony Green.