George Stanworth
Poet
&
Lyricist
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My Favourite DJ On Radio 2
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My favourite DJ on Radio 2
is Northern and wacky and looks 32.
Her humour is silly and witty and mad,
when she isn't on air, I feel pretty sad.
She's a model, presenter, and all her fans know,
she was the best choice for Chris Evans' show.
My favourite DJ on Radio 2
is funny, from Bolton, and looks 32.
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Mark J Williams
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Mark’s the Welsh wonder, a potting machine.
He’s the greatest left hander that there’s ever been.
He continues to win, is on top of his game,
has twenty one ranking events to his name.
He’s a coach now in SightRight and deems it a dream.
He’s a triple world champ who’s still big on the scene.
Mark’s the Welsh wonder, a potting machine.
He’s the greatest left hander that there’s ever been.
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Tipping Point
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Tipping Point's great for its arcade fun.
I feel like I'm back at the sea-side.
Ben Shephard's the best host there is barring none.
I cheer when the counters fall flat and don't ride.
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I hope that ten thousand pounds will be won.
Tension and thrills are always supplied.
Ben's kindness and warmth just can't be outdone.
This is a show I can't cast aside.
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Ben Shephard's the best host there is barring none.
I cheer when the counters fall flat and don't ride.
Tipping Point's great for its arcade fun.
I feel like I'm back at the sea-side.
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An Ode To Soccer Saturday
Jeff Stelling
keeps telling
us Hartlepool rule,
whilst Thommo exclaims
there’s only one ‘Pool.
Le Tiss can’t believe
the free-kick that's been,
whilst Merse wants to curse
the passes he's seen,
Stelling keeps hoping that
Hartlepool score,
whilst Charlie and Merse
want an Emirates roar.
Will the Kop cheer?
Will a beach ball appear?
Are the Saints marching on?
The time’s nearly gone.
‘There’s been a red card.
The ref got it wrong?’
But will Chris Kamara
know what’s going on?
Charlie can hardly
be heard through the noise,
as there is a shout of ‘Goal’
from the boys.
Drama, excitement,
nails being bitten.
Fans getting nervous all
across Britain.
Football’s not football
without shouting reports.
Saturday’s not Saturday without
the lads from Sky Sports!
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The King Of The Crucible
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Hendry kept winning and winning and winning.
Seven times world champion, his rivals weren’t grinning.
His long pots were stunning. His pot success great.
Eleven times he made a maximum break.
Thirty Six titles in ranking events.
He’d win with attack or win with defence.
A legend from Scotland with an MBE.
He’s one of the greatest that there’ll ever be.
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I Aim For The Twenty But Hit The MC
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I aim for the twenty, but hit the MC.
I'm doubting that darts will launch me to fame.
It must be bad luck. How tough can it be?
I aim for the twenty, but hit the MC.
I can't let it get the better of me.
I work hard in practice then play the next game.
I aim for the twenty, but hit the MC.
I'm doubting that darts will launch me to fame.
Milton Jones
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MILTON JONES happens when you type it in caps.
Stilton Jones stinks like one of my cats.
Molten Jones died in volcanic ash.
'Milton Loans' sounds a fake lender of cash.
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‘New' Milton Jones could be a rebranding.
'Old 'Milton Jones loves watching Knots Landing.
'Milton "Tom' Jones" is a poor tribute act,
and Milton's 3rd Grandfather never showed tact.
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Milton Jones never wrote ‘Paradise Lost’
and ‘Milton Keynes Junior’ would come at a cost.
Milton Jones makes me laugh all of the time,
but I bet he's so glad it’s the end of this rhyme!
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The Chase
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Bradley’s the driver
of this brilliant show,
steering each quizzer
as they gladly go
up against chasers
(but not those you drink);
the genius kind
who constantly think.
Wowing with knowledge
from battles to seas,
impressing us all
with their quiz expertise.
The chasers keep changing.
Who is it today?
Whoever it is
wants contestants to pay.
It could be Shaun Wallace
(who knows all the laws)
and has many nicknames
such as ‘Grumpy Jaws.’
There’s a governess, a vixen,
a doctor, a beast;
answering quick
so the gap can decrease.
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Will they or won’t they
leave rivals bereft?
Sometimes they catch them
with one second left.
Whatever occurs,
my tea-time's been shaken,
by the show that I know
can’t be over-taken!
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Scarlett Moffatt, You're A Star
Scarlett Moffat
has got it -
from glamorous Brit
to Gogglebox wit,
or celebrity grit.
(It won't be too long until
she sings a smash hit!)
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She's from Bishops Auckland,
(A proud market town.)
where the people are sound
and won't let you down.
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Her humour delights,
and she's warm and she's bright.
Her hosting of Streetmate
was always first rate.
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She's just got a book out
called 'Sofa, So Good.'
Do I think you should buy it?
Of course, yes you should.
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Scarlett's charisma
can't fail to impress.
I wonder what projects
she's working on next?
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An Ode To Matt Edwards
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On Britain’s Got Talent
Matt wowed the nation,
as his magic and charm
was an awesome sensation.
His tricks were unique.
His comedy fresh.
His hard work and skills
deserved great success.
(We once worked together
with dancers and singers,
and though Matt was a star
I read rhymes of Fish Fingers!)
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He loves to do dice tricks,
and tricks with Tequila.
His likeable style means
he’s a public appealer.
‘Meow’ is his catchphrase.
He wowed Ant and Dec.
The judges all loved him.
His future is set.
Matt, you are magic.
I wish you the best.
I hope that you go on
to greater success!