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Mistletoe And Whine

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My Dad stood on some mistletoe,

whilst walking in bare feet.

He screamed and cursed, and screamed and cursed

some words I can't repeat!

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Misled

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There wasn't snow last Christmas.

I thought I'd been misled.

I couldn't throw some snowballs,

so threw some sprouts instead.
 

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Santa's Socks

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When Santa's done his work each year,

he wrestles off each shoe.

Last year it caused 3 elves to faint,

as his socks smelt just like poo!

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If Christmas Was A Spaceship

 

If Christmas was a lesson

I'd say 'Hip Hip Hooray'!

and tell all of my teachers

to teach it every day.

 

If Christmas was a vegetable,

I'd eat it up for sure.

I'd tell my Mum and Dad each meal

to give me so much more.

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If Christmas was my sister,

I'd always treat her right,

and never want to push her,

or tease to start a fight.

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If Christmas was a spaceship,

I'd always want to go

to visit boring relatives

whose names I never know.

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If Christmas was forever,

(Which I believe it should)

then I would never misbehave.

and promise to be good!
 

I Love You Mum

 

Mum, you are my candlelight,

my angel, and my Silent Night.

More precious than a gift of gold

who wraps me up when I am cold.

 

Mum, you are my Christmas Day,

my North Star, and my snow bouquet.

You are my joy, my verse, my rhyme,

who I love more each Christmas time.
 

30 Poems including
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An Alien Took My Christmas Tree
I Built A Robot Santa
Wheeeeeee!
The Snow-Knight
I Love You Mum
Mistletoe And Whine
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