Disturbing Eating Habits

"Eat up your greens. They'll do you good."

"But Dad, please Dad. They taste like wood."

"Like wood" shrieks Dad. "How would you know?"

"I've had a bite out of the door."

"The door!" yells Dad. "It's not all there.

What will Mum say? She will despair."

"Mum" said boy "Won't go berserk,

as she eats some before her work!"