RRP £5

Don't Trick Or Treat A Lion

'Don't Trick Or Treat A Lion' is a collection of 30 Halloween poems suitable for children.


1.   Don't Trick Or Treat A Lion

2.  Witch In A Tree

3.  3AM

4.  Nonsense Spell

5.  Halloween Queen

6.  Scary Mum!

7.  Scary Dad!

8.  Horrible Halloween!

9.  The Pumpkin Rap

10.  A Modern Fright

11.   A Stink I Could Live With

12.  The Apple Bobbing Massacre

13.  A Poem For You To End

14.  Scare-dy Cat

15.  Dracula And Frankenstein

16.  Don't Trick Or Treat A Lion Bar

17.  Spooky Streets

18.  Torn Apart!

19.  The Pumpkin Invasion

20.  It!

21.   School Sucks!

22.  Zee The Zombie

23.  The Halloween Party

24.  A Spider With Very Big Fangs

25.  Stinky Old School!

26.  It's Halloween

27.  What Halloween Means To Me

28.  Don't Eat All The Cady

29.  Happy Halloween

30.  Candy Days

Available from Amazon and other leading online retailers

Below is a sample poem from the book

School Sucks!
There once was a bat Queen called 'Jewel'
who loved to attack every school.
The teachers went thud
when she sucked all their blood.
The children all thought she was cool.