Door Knocking Frozen Food
A knock on the door was a pleasant surprise,
until I saw who it was, and out popped my eyes.
There on a chair was a frozen fish finger
singing a song from its favourite singer.
'Hold Back The River' it sang and it sang,
but I thought it was poor, and wasn't a fan.
I went inside and got out the pepper,
and ate it up, but didn't feel better.