I THINK I NEED A WEE-WEE


 

‘I think I need a wee-wee.’

‘But we’ve just got in the car.’

‘I think I need a wee-wee.’

‘But we haven’t travelled far.’

 

‘I think I need a wee-wee.’

‘But we haven’t left our road.’

‘I think I need a wee-wee.’

‘We’re still in our post-code.’

 

‘I think I need a wee-wee.’

‘But we’ve only gone a mile.’

‘I think I need a wee-wee.’

‘Can’t you just hang on a while?’

‘I think I need a wee-wee.’

‘Another one already?.’

‘I think he needs a wee-wee now.’

‘Surely not your Teddy.’

 

‘I think I need a wee-wee.’

‘Can’t you just hang on?’

‘I think I need a wee-wee.’

‘We won’t be very long.’

 

‘I think I need a wee-wee.’

‘I’m stopping here for you.’

‘I think I’ve done a wee-wee,

 and maybe done a poo!’