If Christmas Was A Spaceship


If Christmas was a lesson

I'd say 'Hip Hip Hooray'!

and tell all of my teachers

to teach it every day.


If Christmas was a vegetable,

I'd eat it up for sure.

I'd tell my Mum and Dad each meal

to give me so much more.

If Christmas was my sister,

I'd always treat her right,

and never want to push her,

or tease to start a fight.

If Christmas was a spaceship,

I'd always want to go

to visit boring relatives

whose names I never know.

If Christmas was forever,

(Which I believe it should)

then I would never misbehave.

and promise to be good!