Travel Sickness

The earth had failed its MOT.

Nostradamus followers cheered,

but Trump told us not to worry.

 

Stock market rust polluted seas

as scientific experts feared.

The earth had failed its MOT.

Waning suspension gravity

meant Armageddon surely neared,

but Trump told us not to worry.

The other planets drank in glee,

though questioned how when man's revered,

the earth had failed its MOT.

Wildlife soon began to scurry,

and sunshine quickly groundward steered,

but Trump told us not to worry.

Overheated oceans sneered -

'Where have the ice caps disappeared?'

The earth had failed its MOT,

but Trump told us not to worry.