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You Owned That Lawn

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You dug your lawn

so it resembled the letter 'X.

You hoped to attract Simon Cowell.

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Aliens the size of

two Peter Crouches

appeared instead.

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They thought

they had found

the buried treasure.

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Louis Walsh reminded you

that you owned that lawn.

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You did, but now the aliens do!

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