The drinks machine got pregnant.

It won't be back this year.

I'm only here for caffeine.

How can I still work here?

I need a Cappucino,

Espresso or a tea

before I file my folders,

and stare at my PC.

Then another one much later,

perhaps when I've logged on,

and two or three by One o clock

when optimism's gone.

I hate this damn establishment

now I've lost my perk.

What now will distract me

from doing any work?

I called a crisis meeting.

The MD said 'Be fair.

Machines that sell you coffee

will soon be everywhere!