I Love Andrew Marr

You went out to party. I watched the TV.

You downed your champagne. I sipped my green tea.

You loved bungee jumping. I rode on my bike.

There wasn't much really that both of us liked.

You loved watching boxsets. I watched Andrew Marr.

You travelled by jet. I travelled by car.

We never agreed on a lot it is true,

until you said 'Let's divorce', as I wanted it too.

It brought us together. We both felt the same.

We spoke of divorce again and again,

for nearly 5 minutes, I felt so alive,

that I let you continue French Kissing with Clive!

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