I Love Andrew Marr
You went out to party. I watched the TV.
You downed your champagne. I sipped my green tea.
You loved bungee jumping. I rode on my bike.
There wasn't much really that both of us liked.
You loved watching boxsets. I watched Andrew Marr.
You travelled by jet. I travelled by car.
We never agreed on a lot it is true,
until you said 'Let's divorce', as I wanted it too.
It brought us together. We both felt the same.
We spoke of divorce again and again,
for nearly 5 minutes, I felt so alive,
that I let you continue French Kissing with Clive!