MODERN LIVING

 

 

You ate my Cox's Pippins.

I ate your Garden Peas.

You swore whilst you were chanting,

then drank my herbal teas.

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I ate your bowl of porridge.

You screamed 'This isn't right!

so took away my Yoga Mat

and ate my 'Muller Light'

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I drank your Aloe vera.

You kneed me in the nuts.

Our healthy living habits

aren't helping us that much!

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