Where's The Queue At Wetherspoons?

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Where’s the queue at Wetherspoons?

I’m never really sure.

I think there’s two ahead of me,

but could be three or four.

 

A lady down the bar from me

is next in line I think.

But then a guy whose just walked in,

gets served and buys 3 drinks!

 

The lady yells “What’s going on?”

It surely was me next.

I backed her up, and as we spoke,

a new bloke ordered ‘Becks’.

 

The bloke was rather sheepish

when told it weren’t his go,

but questioned too the queuing,

as he didn’t really know.

 

Soon, It was my turn I thought,

but someone gave a stare,

so went and had a beer at home,

as there are no queues there!