WHY ARE SLIDES AND PARKS LIKE CATNIP TO A TEEN?

 

Why are slides and parks like catnip to a teen?

(Attracting zombie masses day and night.)

Is this really such a cool place to convene?

Why are slides and parks like catnip to a teen?

Perhaps they lead a cult against hygiene.

(Although of course not all teens are alike.)

Why are slides and parks like catnip to some teens?

(Attracting zombie masses day and night.)